Everything Gold, The Halo Effect – Silver Doctors

We don’t attempt to name gold “Analog Bitcoin”…

by Keith Weiner of Financial-Metals

It’s not truthful.

It appears all the things claims to be gold. Oil is black gold. Melted cheese is liquid gold. There’s even crimson gold, a tomato firm.

It’s simply not truthful!

It looks like a one-way road. They get to make use of (with out paying!) the nice title of gold, however gold will get nothing from them. How would you even say it? Gold is metallic petroleum? Or treasured pasta sauce?

One Gold to Rule Them All
Talking of treasured, gold will ceaselessly be tarnished by that evil previous creature in Lord of the Rings, who lusted for it in a most unseemly approach. We’re talking, after all, about Lord Denethor who mentioned he would solely use it within the “utmost finish of want”. Denethor is a fictional character, however he gave this concept to many individuals who now view gold this fashion. Oh, yeah, after all Gollum additionally tarred gold together with his evil brush. He always hissed about, “my treasured!”

We’re getting nearer to the guts of the matter. The stoners are calling marijuana—its correct road slang is “weed”—inexperienced gold! The nerve! Gold has developed its repute for 1000’s of years as a sober steel. And these people who smoke come alongside and expropriate the title for a hallucinogenic plant that grows in jungles.

Nearly as dangerous, some foodie—what do they find out about treasured metals in any case?!—expropriated the title of our favourite yellow steel. They name their cocoa powder brown gold!

Bitcoin as Digital Gold
And this brings us to the crux. Bitcoin is marketed as digital gold. How insulting! We don’t attempt to name gold analog bitcoin…


Yeah, why not?!

It’s time to show the tables, and the tide. To flip this factor on its head. To get the cart earlier than the horse. To hit the hammer in your head, with a nail. To set this story crooked. To knock the park out of the ball.

Why can’t we capitalize on their good title?

Positive, digital gold has solely been round, what, 13 years? That’s much less way back than the worldwide monetary disaster (we confer with the one earlier than the final one which was attributable to Covid). So it’s solely seen two panics and no recessions but. However in any case, it’s younger, it’s hip, all of the cool children are doing it. And we must always crash their get together, smoke their—effectively you get the thought.

It’s Time for Gold to Rebrand
Gold is …

… drum roll please …

Ta Da!

“Analog Bitcoin”

That is how we are going to leverage bitcoin’s wonderful repute for stability volatility!

You’re welcome.


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